name: el mauritzio bucanero scubavits pour favor aka Trouble man
occupation: danger consulter (he's an addict), adventurer
about: he was born in the getto, raised in the streets, grew up on a farm, he carries two guns, one to stop trouble, and one to make trouble (he's givin, and he'll watch you away..like the shary ova there..
status: in relationship... with llllife
children: a lot!